{"product_id":"neglect-ringer","title":"\"Raised on Hose Water \u0026 Neglect\" 80's Ringer T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe ultimate badge of honor for the latchkey generation.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eBefore smart devices, curated playdates, and organic juice boxes, there was the great outdoors. You didn’t have an itinerary; you had a streetlamp curfew. If you got thirsty, you didn't go inside—you drank straight from the green garden hose, heavy metallic aftertaste and all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThe \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"4\" data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eRaised on Hose Water \u0026amp; Neglect\u003c\/b\u003e ringer tee is a satirical nod to a simpler, slightly chaotic time. Featuring a bold, distressed retro font and classic 70s-style racing stripes, this shirt perfectly captures the dry humor of surviving a childhood built on pure independence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWith its contrasting collar and sleeve bands, this vintage-inspired ringer adds a sharp, old-school edge to a classic joke. It’s the perfect conversation starter for family gatherings, casual hangouts, or just running errands while actively avoiding unsolicited advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003ePremium Retro Style:\u003c\/b\u003e Contrasting ringer details on the neck and sleeves give it a distinct, classic 70s\/80s throwback look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003eDistressed Graphic:\u003c\/b\u003e The text and stripes feature a subtle weathered texture for that authentic, lived-in vintage feel right out of the box.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003eUltra-Comfortable Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend that's perfect for all-day wear (and far more comfortable than a sunburn from 1994).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003eUnisex Sizing:\u003c\/b\u003e A versatile, classic fit that looks great on everyone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1825\" data-end=\"1843\"\u003eMade to order:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each shirt is printed after purchase. 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