Raisins Are Not Candy Ringer Tee
Black/ Natural / XS
$34.99
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Raisins Are Not Candy Ringer Tee
$34.99
Some truths are self-evident.
The Raisins Are Not Candy ringer tee is a tribute to one of Halloween’s greatest disappointments: knocking on a door, holding out your bag, and receiving something that belongs in a lunchbox.
Featuring a vintage protest-poster style graphic and a dead-serious declaration, this shirt turns a very specific childhood grievance into a cause worth standing up for.
Perfect for Gen X Halloween nostalgia, candy traditionalists, and anyone who still remembers the betrayal of getting raisins on October 31.
Details:
- Retro-inspired ringer tee
- Distressed vintage illustration
- Bold Raisins Are Not Candy graphic
- Classic black body with contrasting trim
- Soft, casual everyday fit
- Great for Halloween parties, trick-or-treat duty, and principled candy debates
Some issues are bigger than politics.
| Size | Body length | Body width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 17 1/2" |
| S | 28" | 19" |
| M | 29" | 20 1/2" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |