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Titanic - Tiny Ship, Huge Tragedy
$24.99
Turns out “unsinkable” wasn’t the only thing that aged poorly.
This vintage-inspired tee puts the Titanic in perspective—literally—by parking it in front of a modern cruise ship and reminding us just how small the legendary ocean liner looks by today’s standards.
Bold retro artwork, an absurd size comparison, and the understated conclusion:
Tiny ship. Huge tragedy.
Perfect for history buffs, ship nerds, dark-humor enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates an unnecessarily dramatic visual aid.
- Vintage-style maritime graphic
- Soft, comfortable everyday tee
- Distressed retro artwork
- Conversation starter with approximately zero subtlety
- Excellent attire for museums, cruises, trivia night, or making your history teacher uncomfortable
| Size | Body length | Body width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" |
| S | 26.62" | 18" |
| M | 27.62" | 20" |
| L | 28.62" | 22" |
| XL | 29.62" | 24" |
| 2XL | 30.62" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33 1/2" | 28" |
| 4XL | 34 1/2" | 30" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" |